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While you're waiting for the real info for this page, here's some interesting one liner's I've been sent.

I don't know all the authors... But I think they wrote some beautiful words and am gratefully repeating them.

To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with potatoes. Maxine.

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Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. Maxine.

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If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy. Maxine.

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Don't throw out all that left-over wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. Maxine.

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When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. Maxine.

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If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-up". Maxine.

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Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish. Maxine.

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"Happiness sneaks through a door you didn't know you left open." Gandhi.

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Some minds are like concrete: thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

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Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset or mad, is a full minute of happiness you'll never get back.

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Forbidden fruits create many jams.

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