This page is in construction mode. Thanks for your patience, Jen.

While you're waiting for the real info for this page, here's some funny poems I've been sent.

I don't know all the authors... But I think they wrote some beautiful words and am gratefully repeating them.

What Gets Longer When Pulled,
Fits Between your Boobs,
Inserts Neatly in a Hole
AND works best when it is jerked?

A Seatbelt you pervert!

Buckle up!